"Good morning Raquel, how was your slumber?"
"How was my what? I have not heard you use that word in reference to sleep before, what has come over you?"
"I can't quite put my finger on it, I do feel different. It may have something to do with all the History channel I have been watching. They use words I have never heard before."
"Everytime I see you watching that damn television, you look as if you are anticipating something. What is it?"
"Now don't take this the wrong way, ok? Every night after I finish watching a war documentary on the History channel I change it to the Food channel and watch Giada DeLorentes cook afabulous Italian meal. To me she is everything a woman should be. Do not worry though, you are the only other woman I feel that way about."
"Do you at least take notes? I would like to see you put your new found love for cooking to use, one of these days."
"I would love to, really I would. The only problem is I am usually listening to Journey with the T.V. on mute. I never really know what she is saying, it is great."
"Oh really? Is that what this is about? Would you like to put me on mute? Is what I have to say not important enough for you?"
"You sure do ask a lot of questions. I can see why you would be upset, but it is much to early though."
"We aren't even married yet and you already bored of me!"
"Married? Who said anything about married? I know I just accused you of asking to many questions, but I promise you these questions are warranted. I never said anything about marriage."
"Then what is all of this? Some kind of sick joke, or am a just a convinient way for you to pass time when you are not at work?"
"Yea about that, I have been meaning to talk to you. I don't technically have a job. That isn't to say I don't make money, you know from my trust fund account."
"Are you telling me you are a liar and a bum? I don't even know this man in front of me."
"You do know you are not required to stay here. In MY house, that I pay the bills for. Well Technically the trust fund pays for, but that is besides the point. Anyhow the door is wide open."
"No, no, no I am sorry I overreacted. I love it here with you. And besides you have a trust fund. That changes everything!"